Contact page.

Flaky Fred's Contact Page. So you want to contact me. I don't know why you would want to do that! But if you must, you will need to go through the following spam checks. Are you a Human Being? Yes I have a birth certificate and I go Ouch when someone pokes me in the eye. No I'm an Animal. Yes but I don't have a birth certificate and I wouldn't go Ouch, I would poke them back. No I'm a Vegetable. Are you thinking of sending me Spam? Yes that's the only reason I'm here. No way Fred I wouldn't do that. What do you think of this background colour? It makes me feel sick! I think it's great and would like to have a hat in that colour.